Paula has discovered this Wikipedia game that involves finding interesting things that happened on your birthday.
Trouble is, nothing significant happened on my birthday. Some alleged muslims allegedly tried to blow up London, but failed, possibly because Play-Doh isn't an explosive. The first Indo-China war was resolved by the Geneva Conference - lasting peace, that one. And some English soccer player I've never heard of was born.
However in Uncyclopedia there are far more exciting happenings, only a few of which I just put there:
Three events
1944: End of the Great Toaster Rebellion
1968: Kitten Huffing banned in the state of North Dakota.
2002: The execution of the Spice Girls by the Vatican Boys Punishment Squad.
Two birthdays
1497: Mona Lisa - Author of the DaVinci code and inventor of the aeroplane
1921: Barney Hitler - Adolf's younger brother.
One holiday or observance
National Fight Day.
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