Chanel have fired Kate Moss from her modelling contract as a result of her predeliction for Bolivian Marching Powder.
Finding a replacement free from such unsavoury habits has not been easy - however they have finally found their new "face" and Observationz is able to bring you an exclusive photo:
UPDATE: it seems hard to get a consistent nun image - the one I had went unobtainable.
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Hmm, so on July 27 'La Moss' collects 'substantial' libel damages from the Sunday Mirror for them publishing a story alleging that she fell into a coma after a coke binge.
And then on the 13th of September apropos of absolutely nothing the Daily Mirror runs with this front page.
http://www.gawker.com/news/mosscoke.jpg
I heard they were going to expose Keith Richards as a smackhead next.
Wouldn't that be just replacing one habit for another :)
*JH ducks for inevitable reaction to bad pun*
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